Wednesday, May 22, 2019

The Murungakaai Sambar


I was returning home from office and as soon as I opened the front door, my two-year-old daughter sprung on me and took me to the ground. I played with her, listened to the garbled stories she had to narrate and a good 30 minutes went by. I went to freshen up and came back to sit down in the living room sofa. My daughter and wife were engaged in their own activities, as I was staring emptily into the TV that hadn’t been switched on, sulking about the week and the day that had been unproductive so far – neither a single creative idea nor a single worthwhile piece of work done. Apparently my wife was planning to make Murungakaai (drumstick) Sambar for the evening and realised that we had ran out of the key ingredient murungakaai. She came out of the kitchen and seeing me loitering away, ordered me to fetch some from the market. Angry as I was for not being productive, I took on her request grudgingly. I put on a blue t-shirt and as per custom, carried my daughter to the market.

Sulking all the way, I entered the vegetable section while my daughter happily got down and homed in on the candy section. While she was making her selection, I was going through the assortment of murungakaai, all the while not letting her out of my peripheral vision. As most Tamils would confirm, selection of the perfect murungakaai is a skill in and of itself – neither too thick nor too thin, neither too long nor too short, neither too fresh nor too ripe. If the perfect kaai is not used, the Sambar would be a disaster, an outcome that my wife does not take lightly to. Most young people gain this particular skill by watching their parents and I am no exception to this phenomenon, as I remember the nuances of vegetable selection my mother used to teach me whenever we went to the market together.

Unfortunately, this evening the perfect one was not to be found - adding to the frustration of not being able to solve the problem of missing data in time series at work. As I ran my fingers through this one particular kaai, I found that it was not perfect. In my opinion, Murugakaai is a very peculiar vegetable. Unlike the other bulky and round veggies, it is long and slender and has small swellings at regular intervals much like the knuckles of the human finger. The ‘knuckles’ are largest in the middle of the vegetable and taper uniformly towards both the ends. However, this particular kaai that was in my hand was missing some of the ‘knuckles’. It hit me like an apple falling from very high up a tree. I realised that the missing knuckles’ sizes can be predicted from the sizes of the adjacent ‘knuckles’ through imputation, as the sizes were correlated in space. By now, my daughter had already made her pick and was eagerly waiting for me to give her the nod and bill it. I grabbed the imperfect kaai and went straight to the counter. I couldn't wait anymore as I desperately had to Google. I paid the cashier an amount that was within the range suggested by my middle class brain’s pricing conventions.

I rushed home as my daughter kept uttering ‘kaai…kaai…kaai’, one of her favourite words in her every growing vocabulary. I blasted the door open, transferred my daughter to the ground and handled over the kaai to my wife with a triumphant smile. Without being too impressed, she half-heartedly accepted my submission, while staring confusedly at me for having that smug across my face. It took me a while to realise that I was smiling from corner to corner and corrected myself. I turned around and reached for my phone and started to Google ‘impute missing data in cross-sectional time series’ and the results it threw were to my utter joy. And I resumed my smile. My wife silently observing all these, yelled from the kitchen, “You can thank me later for the discovery!” She knew that I had found something that was useful for my work and that she in her own little way helped me get there. I merely nodded and smiled.

The Murungakaai Sambar came out wonderfully and we all sat down in a circle to enjoy dinner. I exchanged a smile with my wife and nodded my gratitude to her, which she acknowledged by helping me with another serving of the tasty meal.